I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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