What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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