I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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