actually, I'm a sock model
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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