Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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