So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he shaved USA in his pubs
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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