i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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