i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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