I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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