So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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