there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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