the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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