bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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