Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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