i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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