so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
