i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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