You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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