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Wipe that smile off your face.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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