Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Randomize
