we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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