Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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