I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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