Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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