apparently the secret to your success is patron
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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