You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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