i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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