We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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