I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
tell me about the fingering
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