may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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