My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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