I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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