there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
