What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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