I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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