clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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