I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
What drink are we having for lunch?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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