Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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