i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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