have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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