i just google imaged poop.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Found your dick twin last night
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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