what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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