dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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