she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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