That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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