I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
