He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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