i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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