I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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