problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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